(cheers and applause)tell you what, this traffic, thank you so much for helping meget to work today. i can't tell you how much iappreciate it. >> it's fine. you look really cute jdz really?
Android TV karaoke, >> i feel like we're in a van,in the black. >> james: no doubt. do you mind if we listen to somemusic. >> please.
>> james: is that okay? >> that's my favorite thing todo. >> james: let's see what we'vegot. don't think i know just what yousee. sneet ♪ stop explaining. ♪ don't tell me cuz it hurts. ♪ no, no. ♪ don't think i know what youthinking. ♪ and i don't need your reasons.
♪ i know you're good. ♪ i know you're real good. snoatd ♪ la, la, la, la. >> james: i kneel like youare-- are you just not aging. i feel like are you gettingyounger. >> really? >> james: yes. are you just ageless. my wife is going i just want toknow what she does, what is her
regime. i feel like i have aged in thepast year about ten years. >> what happened was my lifeblew up. after that i started-- i kind ofstarted falling in love. and then a wrote a whole recordabout that. so this is almost like that'swhat the face lift is, i think. >> james: that's why you arelooking-- it has taken ten years. >> i am writing music abouthappiness.
>> james: that is what ishould tell my wife. if i meet a country music singerwho happens to be an absolute hunk, will you just go back intime. >> whoo, hoo. ♪ whooo hoo. ♪ whoohoo. ♪ snvment if i could escape. ♪ i would but first of all letme say. ♪ i must apologize for acting,stinking, treating you this way.
♪ i've been acting like sourmilk that he fell on the floor. ♪. >> i am okay what are yousaying. >> i've been acting like sourmilk that fell on the floor, it's your fault you didn't shutthe refrigerator, maybe that's the reason i've been acting socold. >> james: hang on. >> cause i've been acting likesour milk fell on the floor. it's your fault you didn't shutthe refrigerator.
maybe that's the reason i'vebeen acting so cold. >> james: okay. because i've been acting likesour milk that fell on the floor, it's your fault youdidn't shut the refrigerator, ♪ if i could escape. ♪ and re-create the place as myown world. ♪ and i could be your favoritegirl. ♪ forever, perfectly together. ♪ tell me boy, wouldn't that besweet?
>> james: i heard you loveusing emojis s that true? >> yeah, i mean, i feel likethey're so, they're right up my alley. >> james: okay, i am going tocall out some emojis. >> okay, let's see. clapping hands. red lady-- really angry face. (laughter)side ways kiss. eggplant.
>> what does eggplant mean. >> james: it's the [bleep],no? >> that's what my-- said, she'senglish so you guys. >> james: the eggplant is. >> is the penis. >> james: the prize, as i callit. the prize. >> are we a call-- allowed tocall it-- you know the name of my record?
>> james: you can't handle thetruth. >> do you know what the name ofmy record? >> james: no. >> this is what the truth feelslike. i remember the first time. ♪ since i hated you ♪ ♪ i usedto love you. snoalt i don't know why i cry. ♪ but i think because i rememberfor the first time. ♪ since i hated you.
♪ that i used to love you. ♪ oh, oh, oh, i used to loveyou. ♪ oh, oh, oh. ♪ i used to love you. ♪ i don't know why i cry. ♪ i don't, i don't, i don't. ♪ i don't know, i don't, idon't. snoatd ♪ i used to love you ♪ ♪i don't i don't i don't. that, that, that, that.
♪ nah, nah, nah. >> if i was a rimp girl. ♪ i had have all the money inthe world. ♪ if i was a wealthy girl. ♪ ah all the riches baby. ♪ won't mean anything. ♪ all the riches baby. ♪ won't bring what your love canbring. ♪ if i was a rich girl.
♪ i would have all the money inthe world. ♪ hang on a minute, what isthis, what is the hov. >> isn't that that thing whereyou have to have four people. >> james: what? >> i know, it's crazy. >> james: you have to havefour people in the car to use the carpool lane. i've got to get to work. if i'm late today they're goingto kill me.
what shall i. >> just get somebody here. >> james: right, let me pullin. who would be around. i know. this guy, he's got nothing todo. he's always around. hey, mate, it's me, how are you? no, i'm good.
listen, i'm in the car with gwenstefani. i'm on my way to work. and we've just hit the, you knowthis hov four lane thing where you need four people in the car. are you sure? oh, you are a sweetheart. cheers mate. see you in a minute. all right, bye.
>> he's coming? >> james: yeah. >> all right, cool. >> james: these lanes justchange their mind. >> you owe me big time for this. >> james: hey, man, how areyou. how are you doing. it's hov4 lane. that's what i just said, we needfour people.
>> you didn't say you neededfour. >> james: i absolutesly said ineed four people in the car. >> hang on. you are a pain in the ass. >> james: i'm late for work. have i to do emoji news tonight. so. >> hey, no, i'm with james. he needs a-- james corden.
yeah, no, he-- we need a fourth. gwen's here, gwen stefani ishere. okay, good, we'll see you in aminute. >> james: he's coming. >> now she's coming. >> james: what does that mean? >> nothing. >> james: i mean did they giveany-- indication. >> okay.
>> hey. >> hi. >> james: thank you. how are you. nice to see you, thanks so much. great. okay. >> james: cheesier for this,guys. i really appreciate it.
>> yeah, whatever. >> james: all right, do youguys if we miss into some music. it's sort of a rule of being inthe car with me, is that okay? >> no, i think you should putsome music on. >> james: yeah, should we doit. >> uh-huh. >> james: let's go. few times i've been around thattrack. ♪ so it's' not joss gonna happenenthat the ♪ ♪ i ain't no
hollaback ♪ ♪ few times i'vebeen around that track. ♪ so it's not just gonna happenlike that. ♪ cause i ain't no hollabackgirl. ♪ i ain't no hola back girl ♪ ♪this my, this my. ♪ this my, this my. ♪ [bleep] ♪ bananan. it's banana, b-a-a-n an na-sare. >> it's my ♪ ♪ it's my. it's my.
>> james: that's good. anyone mow reasons i want i wanti know what a hollaback girl. >> ain't no hollaback meaning ifsome guys are on a construction site yelling at a girl, she isnot going turn back, she is not that kind of a girl, am i close. >> i think that's close. >> it's your interpretation ofthe song, i don't want to project what i thought on toyou. >> it would help to know whatyou thought.
>> a real inspiration behindthat, i would never say. >> james: uh-huh. see now we're in. >> all i say-- . >> james: no one will saythis. >> all i will say is i won,that's all i will say. >> this [bleep] banana, b-a-n ana. >> can you remember a favoriteline that you have enjoyed saying in a film?
>> in a film? >> james: what is yourfavorite line in a film. >> i don't know, i have a lot ofthem from oh brother where art thou. i'm a dapper dan man, is good. >> james: what about you,julia, what is your favorite line. >> i don't know, but when youask george, i thought of when we say, when i say you're a liarand a thief.
>> yes. >> and you say i only lied aboutbeing a thief. >> right, that's true. >> she's just trying to includeus because. >> i'm trying to be inclusive. >> very nice. >> james: surely the best lineis i'm just a girl standing in front ever a boy. >> now i'm not sure i want youto drive.
why? it's beautiful. i love it so much because, youknow country love it, because she is just a girl, standing infront ever a boy. >> i'm going to cry right now. you went to the level of personto me. i've had my share of sand kickedin my face. ♪ and i've come through. ♪ we are the champions myfriends.
♪ and we'll keep on fightingtill the end. >> hard note. we are the champions. ♪ we are the champions. ♪ no time for losers. ♪ cause we are the champions ofthe world. >> that is so good. >> thank you, james. you have to take it.
i've taken my bows. ♪ my curtain calls. snoatd ♪ my fame and fortune andeverything that goes with it, i thank you all. ♪ but it's been no bed of roses,♪ ♪ no pleasure cruise. ♪ i consider it a challengebefore the whole human race and i ain't gonna lose. ♪ and i need just go on and onand on and on. snot ♪ we are the champions myfriends, ♪ ♪ and we'll keep on
fighting till the end. ♪ no time for losers cause weare the champions of the-- . >> of the world. >> james: i always thought youdid of the world. >> that is really rough, man. we were all in the zone there,guys. >> we were loaded. it was like the gun was loaded. >> james: thank you so muchfor helping me get to work.
i really, really appreciate it. you are going to be all right togo home, right. >> i could get a car. >> james: do you know what iwill do. >> just get a lyft or an uber. >> as long as you get to work,we're happy. >> james: i love you for that,george, thank you. >> well, you're the best. (cheers and applause).
to the beautiful gwen stefani,julia roberts and george clooney, i could get to work.
on tour this summer with herbrilliant new album, this is what the truth feels like is outnow. and make sure you go and seejulia and george's brilliant film "money monster" it's sogood t opens friday may 13th.
