hey! apple, hey! hey, apple! -is there something ican help you with, orange? -you're funny-looking. [laughs] -yes, you keep saying that. -hey! hey, apple!-yes?
Android ipod, -can you touch yournose with your tongue? -uhh...-like this. errl... -point of fact, orange:you don't have a nose. -you're not trying. errl...
-i don't have a nose either. -come on. it's fun. errl... -quit it!-you're no fun. i bet you can't do anything cool. -well, sure i can.i can do all kinds of things. i could tell you our exactgps coordinates at this-- -bo-ring! hey, hey apple!i bet you can't spit orange juice. [hacks, juice trickling]
-ugh! hey, don't do that.my warranty's almost up. -still bored.-i could help you do your taxes. -snoresville, usa. population: apple. [laughs] -well, how about i show youmy extensive music collection? -'cause it's boring. -i have abba.-your music sucks. -would you like tohear some nickelback? -i can make much better music.
♪ la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la, la ♪ -please stop that. -♪ la-la-la-la-la, la, la ♪ -that's really annoying!-♪ la la la la la la ♪ -stop it!-[laughs] -you know what i can do? i can autotune you andmake you less annoying. -uh-uh, no you can't. [autotuned]:♪ la-la-la-la, la, la-la-la ♪ ♪ na-na-na-na, na, na-na ♪
[laughs] that's awesome!do this, do this. ♪ la-la-la, la, la-ah ♪ ♪ la-la-la-la, la-ah, hey! ♪ [autotuned]:♪ la-la-la, la, la-ah ♪ whoa, you're pretty awesome, apple. -well, thank you. -but you still can't spit orange juice. -ugh-ugh! dude, you'regetting juice in my electronics.
-whoops! [laughs]-[growls] -uh, uh-oh.-what, orange? -do you smell that? -i told you, orange.we don't have noses. -smells like... smoke. -the only thing i smell is... [short-circuits, sniffs] uh-oh. [sparks buzzing]-ugh!
apple? apple? [disappointed]:oh. mm, i liked apple too. oh, well. hey, blackberry! -uh, not right now, man. my battery is seriously low. -no, not you. you.
-hey, orange! what's going on?
-knife. [blackberries scream] captioned by spongesebastian
