-(orange)hey, apple! apple! hey! hey, apple! hey, apple! hey, apple! hey, apple! apple, hey! hey, apple!-what? what? what is it?
Android jokes, -orange you glad i didn'tsay "apple" again? [laughs] -yeah, that joke was funnythe first 400 times you said it. -hey, apple!-what? -you look fruity. [laughs]
-yeah, that was hilarious. -hey! hey, apple!-what? -can you do tenpush-ups in ten seconds? -what kind of question is that?i don't even have arms. how am i gonna do one push-up? -hey!-what? -can you do this?[babbling] -no! -try it!-no, stop it.
-[continues babbling] -okay, you've made your point. stop it. -[sputtering lips] -would you please be quiet?! for crying out loud, would you stop yammeringfor longer than three seconds? i can't even hear myself think!ah! [panting] -hey, apple!-what?!
-knife.-huh? [screaming]-ew! oh! i warned you. ow! oh, that looks like it hurts. [apple screaming]
tried to warn him. hmm. [sighs] hey, pear!-oh, god. captioned by spongesebastian
